WHAT THE FUCK
IS GOING ON WITH THE WORLD!? PART III |
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Ahhhh... yet another session of relecting on the news. I've kept this at two articles stopping only short of plummeting into a wormhole of non-space based space madness! But don't you worry, these two articles make up just enough "ridiculous" to compete with a hundred articles.
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Stampeding beauties beg for second chance:
"Scores of model wannabes who missed out on their chance of becoming America's Next Top Model after a "high heel stampede" have begged to be given another chance."
NOTE FROM THE BLUDGE: Prior to reading this, I URGE you to follow the link and watch the video (brought to you by Channel 9 *CHA-CHING!*) and then tell me if ANYBODY should give a fuck if these "ladies" our begging for ANYTHING besides cheap, degrading, no-strings-attached intercourse!
Talk about mad fucking cow disease!? I think "bat shit nuts syndrome" is rubbing off of Tyra Banks and onto her fellow contestants and viewers as this is not normal behaviour. Each time I observe the modelling world in any way all I see is vulgarity, piggish behaviour and disgusting people. I thought modelling was for "the beautiful people" but they're all just creeps.
Apparently some type of "smoking car" instigated a stampede as people starting screaming "BOMB" and "FIRE". I guess this is a pure representation of the level of intelligence most Top Model contestants have as why would you panic about a smoking car being on fire... before it's on fire? Whoever yelled out bomb... well you're just a moron. I can imagine the sort too. Loves to be the loudest, probably wants to be a hero. Make a situation worse so you can save the day. Nice work.
What kind of fucking behaviour is that? Stampeding for fucks sake! Oh how civilised we humans are. Nothing more to say on this article. Simply atrocious fucking behaviour. Take this show off the air, it's a fucking joke anyway.
Oh and as for Tyra Banks - you are the biggest fucking fruit cake in the world. Don't even use that whole "well I'm a millionaire and you're not" bullshit either. If Michael Jackson is (or was) a millionaire, it says nothing about your character to be one. You fucking weirdo. Also, if you happy to read this Tyra (I doubt it hehe) please smack the fuck out of that poutey weird black dickhead... girl or guy? Don't care - just want to see "it" punched in the face.
Talking female robot hits Japan catwalk:
"A new walking, talking robot from Japan has a female face that can smile and has trimmed down to 43 kilograms to make a debut at a fashion show."
Does anybody else think selling a robot with software that allows the owner to re-program it is a bad idea? Haven't we learnt our lessons enough that MOST RICH PEOPLE ARE AS FUCKING INSANE AS THEY ARE RICH!
It's okay - somebody is making a huge fucking wad of profit somewhere - so we'll let it slide.
Don't get me wrong, this article excites me! I think it's great how far we come and would love to be alive when we have actual robots assisting us in our day to day life. I'm sure at that point I'll probably be needing a robot to help lift me up off the toilet, nevertheless, I'll be thankful.
I just think we also need to be careful. To take a breathe and step outside the madness cycle of life and observe changes in our social behaviours, is a moment of total clarity and shock. The Internet (originally perceived to be a novel invention to source information (for free back then) and send emails back and forth, etc.) has created a rapid change in our social system and it's not to say "it's brought about the end" but I do believe it has bred a generation of people who communicate differently and don't really care about each other as much.
We weren't careful then and we lost control, if we're not careful with this robot shit, we may too. IT'S THE TERMINATOR IN REALITY!!! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE ARNIE NAKED IN THIS DAY AND AGE!?!?!
Oh and for anyone who wants to bitch at me saying "Oh leave Arnie alone, he's getting older". Well him and Sylvester Stallone are practically the same age and look at this mother fucker:
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Each day films like The Elephant Man seem to add up a whole lot more than the day they were written under the influence of drugs. The cruelty of mankind and the bizarre nature of the coincidental lives co-habitating on this planet twist deeper into a black hole of choas desperately seeking moderation from a non-existent "higher source". It's frightening to watch the world tear itself apart in the news... but like Jack Burton always says, "what the fuck
can ya do but simply reflect and write".
Note: Jack Burton most probably would have said something like "What the hell..." or "JESUS CHRIST, WANG! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!?".
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