In an EXPECTED turn of events the BBC show, Top gear, is most likely being forced to hire new presenters of the female gender
and to rearrange the show to make it more female friendly. This is all thanks to a fantastic new scheme in the UK titled the
"Equality Bill". You see, feminists don't have ENOUGH equality. THEY NEED MORE!
Anyway, Top Gear (a show about cars and cars only) seems to be far too sexist and doesn't support female tastes and interests.
Even though people involved in the current series are stating that the audience is full of women and they all have a good
time, apparently that's STILL NOT ENOUGH.
So should these fellas and their new female counterpart(s) start road testing Barinas? That's hardly a fucking interesting piece
of automobile journalism! Maybe they should decorate the set with flowers and bring on some more neutral colours for the backdrop,
pink, peach, cream, turqoise? Maybe they should just get fucking Oprah on board and forget all the current hosts? There's a nice
image for you. Seeing Oprah road testing a McLaren F1 on a circular track at 60 kph - "Oh it's a beautiful car with a lovely
interior. Remember to fill the ashtray with potpourri and always apply your makeup carefully, the road may get bumpy!".
^^ SLOW DOWN OPRAH! Ho Ho Ho!
She sure does LOVE that new water car of hers!
Top Gear is a show primarily about cars & lads having a go. Isn't it more sexist to assume women can't enjoy it unless it's
filled with estrogen stimulating visuals and topics? Maybe some women love cars as much as men? Maybe we should ramble up all the
terrorists and feminists in the world and fucking burn them alive?
If you want to make the show more female friendly then I'll ask you to make the following shows more male friendly:
OPRAH
- When I watch this show I literally feel guilt for being a male. Unless I'm a CELEBRITY male - then I'm sexy and it's okay for
women to wolf whistle at me and go into hysterical fits of sexual rage over my coy smiles and overly modest opinions of my own sexiness.
I feel sorry for any male partner dragged along
to an Oprah show. It must feel like being in the Queen Bee's lair in the centre of a fucking bee hive. The display of sexism in
this show, where the mere male is laughable and the hot celebrity male is "gropable" is fucking shocking. But hey, it doesn't
matter - Oprah is a billionaire and one day SHE WILL BUY YOUR SOUL.
THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW
- Not quite as bad as Oprah, but still on a similar wave length is the Ellen Degeneres show. I say it's not quite as bad because
I have watched it a few times and found myself having a chuckle. NOBODY REMEMBER THAT! Memory cleared? Good, I believe you. hehe
It's bad in the fact that once again, mere males are quite laughable specimens of human in not only the hosts eyes (I mean, come
on, she's a fucking lesbian - she denied "god's plan" because she felt nothing for men hehe) but the audiences. Yet when it's a
celebrity male on comes the fucking wolf whistling and the sexually suggestive howls of lust. Naturally, this is fine, because
in Ellen's world if you value men and do not support women you're head will be eaten off by her pack of lesbian praying mantis's
she keeps out back in a cage.
THE VIEW
- Oh man... have you ever been to a park that has alot of fucking ducks at it for some reason and they're all quacking and going off in unison
and it just pecks at your head like you have Woody fucking Woodpecker on your shoulder. Well that's what the panel of women on
The View sound like by about 5 minutes into the show. I don't doubt the intelligence these women have nor do I doubt their knowledge
on the topics they're discussing. But they typically just talk like women in intense conversation and fucking talk over each other. For example, watch
The Footy Show, it's technically a discussion panel and they all squabble with each other. But they take their time and calmly
enter a debate. Whereas the women in The View are throwing arguments and opinions back and forth like two pirate ships firing fucking
cannon balls at each other in pure desperation to sink the opponent before they sink themselves! At no point are there men in the show.
Once again, unless it's a celebrity male they can all pine over, verbally give head to and adore. Truly a mind boggling display of
behaviour for a male and I literally think this show may be bad for a male's mental health, if exposed to it.
My point is, none of these shows attempt to really make things more comfortable for a male. But it's completely overlooked because
for some reason the feminist's chase for equality has almost mutated into a conquest for domination of the world.
Why should a show about cars have to completely change the formula that has made it a hugely successful show, just to accommodate
some fucking feminists that don't know when enough is enough? Well, if it happens, I will campaign immediately for more male
accommodations.
Why is there a new Parliament legislation and extra funding for "Violence Against Women & Children" but not men?
Oh I'm sorry, are we not human beings capable of bleeding too? Is it meant to be easier for a man to come out in the open and tell
someone his wife is verbally or physically abusing him every night? If anything it's fucking harder because he can't go to a mate in fear
of being laughed at and ridiculed. He can't go to a shrink because of his programmed sense of pride instilled in him since birth to
not be a pussy and go to an "airy fairy" shrink or docotor. It's just not that easy for them. What is the problem with having a legislation for
"Violence Against People"? Guess men aren't people hey.
I will also request that we cease these latest advertisements which seem to constantly put women up on a fucking pedestal as though
they are heroes and saviours of the day. Whereas the men are just bungling, bumbling, completely fucking embarrassing morons. Because
that shit is not fucking true and it's degrading. I've come from a family where my father did just as much as my mother, so I know it's
not fucking true. It's fucking insulting, that's what it is! Every Mothers Day I see advertisements on television:
"Where would you be without your mum?"
"Because there's nothing like a great mum."
You get my point. It's true as well. Shit there's nothing like the love of a mother, yeah because she's the only mother I have and
she loves me unconditionally (well you'd hope so anyway). Whereas Fathers Day comes along, it's all half assed and any advertisements
I do see are some stupid father who has received a tool and ends up using in some stupid way or looks like a fucking puppy dog and
runs around with his fucking knees in the air slipping on banana peels. You know what, how about advertisements like:
"Because who else is going to change that tyre for you?"
"When something's gotta be done, he'll always be your man"
"Even if it's raining, your dad will go and fetch the take away!"
Or in my case:
"Who's your biggest hero? Your dad!"
I'm getting soppy so we'll move on, but you completely get my point. I feel like women have their way quite a bit these days and it's
time for men to start searching for their equality. Okay, the wage debate continues, I understand that and something should be done.
But I feel that in just about every other way it's men have it worse. Oh and the whole giving birth/menstral cycle thing is pretty bad for the ladies
too. hehe But that was "god's plan" - isn't he an asshole?
I know there USED to be shows like The Man Show, Married with Children and I guess even now there's Two and a Half Men, even if that
is a watered down example. The rest of those examples died with the new millenium's birth and I garuantee now for every male targeted
show there is two female targeted shows.
I'm not complaining about that male/female show ratio, I'm simply saying - fuck off and let us have one more.
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