Ahhhh... here we are! 2010 is the present already. I'm surprised I'm not shitting myself. I always thought I'd shit myself when the future of Back to the Future part II became our present. We're only five years off that future, yet we have no flying cars or hot police chicks with digital marquee hats. Oh well, maybe next decade?

Yep, another miserable fucking decade in the 21st century. I always thought the Anime view of the 21st century was better than what reality has served up thus far. Monsters fighting tanks, cool bike wars, odd monster beastiality, crazy cool robots/mecha/organic Guyver style mecha, general weird hentai shit and fridges full of bizarre pickled foods. To that future I say with a sick smile and a pint full of Fosters - KAMPAI!

But reality is much crueler than some three penis ended tentacled beast from any Anime out there. Reality is the 21st century only introduces us to the next deepest step in the pool of human indecency. Not just in terms of voilence but in terms of social sanity and the way in which we all carry ourselves.

Grip yourself for another decade of media frenzy fear mongering. DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE! FLU IS EVERYWHERE! YOU COULD DIE FROM THIS, THIS AND THIS! THE ONLY CURE IS TO GO TO HAROLD'S PHARMACY WAREHOUSE AND STOCK UP ON THIS, THAT AND THIS! PHARMACEUTICAL SALES ON NOW!

We have no millenium bug to fear entering this new decade. We only have ourselves to fear. We have officially become the stupidest species on the planet and the cause? Our superior intellect. How fucking ironic is that? We fool ourselves into all the mistakes we make.

Not only are we the stupidest... we are also the greediest. We consume and suck at every plump booby the Earth has slumped into our dry, ever-needing mouthes. The planet is drying up, leaders are meeting to discuss it, but we have no resolution. No, money is far too important to acheive a united attack on global warming. Do we need to tell these "leaders" that money wont matter when we're all dead?

The reality is 2010 is just another decade for the observant of us to watch our own kind decend further down a hill of dumb bestial actions. We transform generation by generation into an irrepairable organic statue of ignorance, arrogance and, most of all, selfishness.

Another decade of leaders bickering, but never leading. Another decade of bad drivers teaching their teenagers how to drive. Ouch, there goes the road death toll. Another decade to nurture the growth of fucking dickheads who talk through films at the cinema. Another ten fucking years of the wrong people dying and the wrong people thriving. Ten more unholy fucking years of commercialism, hype, i-products, fear mongering, celebrity gossip, assholes, no indicators being used, TYRANNY, VIOLENCE, THE END OF THE WORLD - AIIIEEEEE!!!!

Ten more years of all that fucking shit and all I want by 2015 is a jacket that dries itself and auto-lace up Nikes. Now THAT'S a future!

Meh... happy new years ya cunts. Here's to another decade of avoiding the "news", fighting the hype, rejecting the ignorant and eating the rich. Keep hoping the Mayan's got it right and there's only 2 more years left of this madness we call "humanity".