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MEGAN FOX
DUMB AND UGLY
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Share February 16th, 2010


ew
"If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food.
If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food.
And milk, it's like you can smell the warmth in the fart. My
wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have
no idea why."


EWWWWWWWWWW!
DAMN... YOU REALLY ARE
A FUCKING DUMB, UGLY MOLE!



There are 4 comments
PAZUZU TERROR – Newcastle, NSW
February 16, 2010 - 23:11
Subject:

i hate this bitch!

overrated whore and fucking gross too!

RepugnantSpawn
February 16, 2010 - 17:21
Subject: Fucked

She starred in one of the shittest adaptation/remakes in movie history. She's ugly as fuck. And now reading this, it makes me hate her more. What a fucking loser. I feel like punching her fucking head in till my knuckles bleed....

Reply to RepugnantSpawn
Bludge
February 21, 2010 - 19:57
Subject: Re: Fucked

Fuck yeah! I'll watch.

Tetrion
February 15, 2010 - 02:09
Subject: Ha!

Oh please, as if she even knows what food tastes like, due to her surviving taste buds would be so used to to the flavours of fingers and gastric acid. Going by how most starlets gain their fame, I very much doubt she even still retains the ability to physically form form any resemblance to flatulence, before it just falls out with her other bowel contents, onto the floor below her. She did however provide useful when needing to open beer bottles with her larynx - internally.

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