Ahhhh... back to my women dominating the world soapbox :)

I don't give a fuck what any moustached feminists want to tell me, women get away with A LOT fucking more than men. That is plain, simple and undebatable. It's the goddamn truth. The world has been bending over apologising to women for so fucking long that we've forgotten that the whole point of women's lib was actually EQUALITY and not domination.

I'm surrounded by marketing appealing to women (and degrading men is what sells best to women right?) so fucking often I'm starting to feel as crazy as Sean Penn in The Assassination of Richard Nixon (do yourself a favour - see it). How is the world so fucking backwards and not a soul that matters fucking sees it!? Advertisements on TV, radio, magazines - "MEN - YOU NEED TO LAST LONGER IN BED!" I don't see any goddamn advertisements saying "WOMEN - YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG TO CUM!" Get my point? It's the man who is wrong for taking too long when the whole logical point of sexual intercourse is insemination and reproduction. Plant the seed and be done with it. Of course, I understand that's not how it is now but WHY is it pressure to last longer but nothing in the opposite? Is it not just a case of both people involved not being able to change their biological programming and physical limitations? Shit, I guess it's just easier to tackle a man's insecurities because they have no right to complain anymore. If it WAS the case of women's insecurities being advertised - it would be mass outrage! Feminists would shave their moustaches off in protest the world over!

I haven't even gotten to how many fucking news articles are about women and their plight.

-Women prefer rich men.

-Women prefer nights out with the girls over sexual intercourse with their partner.

-Career women in the business sector are oppressed.

-Women don't receive enough support at home from their partners.

-Women are insanely illogical and drink a cup of bat's blood every morning!

Ho ho! I made that last one up.

Anyway, I'm ranting on this shit right now because once again I've stumbled across another brilliant piece of journalism from the ninemsn news service:

COUGAR TOWN - haha how inventive - it's the same name as THAT NEW SHOW. You know, the one starring horrificly freckled actress Courtney Cox Arquette?

The article technically glorifies the type of woman labelled a "cougar". This woman is most probably at least in her 40s and loves to date (fuck) younger men. It's asked whether this is degrading or a new liberation movement. Well, if you ask me, it's just dirty old women hunting down young men to fuck. Oh, was that wrong of me to say? Did I forget to use some politically correct made up word to take the sharp edges off a taboo topic? I should've thrown more friendly words in like nice, allegedly and fairy. I just seem to have in my mind (something programmed since day one of my life) that if an older man is dating a younger woman he is a dirty old pervert. Oh, I get it. Yep... it's okay for older women to date younger men, because... Well I guess it's because they have vaginas??

The point is, it is not different. It is specifically stated that cougars hunt down younger men for a no strings attached hard fucking. The younger body is more appealing and the sexual appetite is more ravenous. So they want it. Fair enough. I have no issue with older women wanting younger men.

But I do have a problem with the immediate social acceptance of it as an almost "trendy" phase of a woman's life cycle. It's okay to date younger men because you're rising up against the shackles of a harsh, judgmental, man's world. Where being over 40 puts you under scrutiny. Men have it so easy because as they get older they get sexier right?

WRONG.

When men get older they go bald (which is mocked to this day yet no attention is focused on this), grow hair out of bullshit places like their nose and ears, grow hair on their back and (just as woman do) get saggier. Men don't have make-up to cover this up and they really don't have the ability to dress sexier because a bearded double chin is still a bearded double chin even when it's sagging over the collar of a tuxedo shirt with respective bow tie there for extra sag support. We're as insecure about age as women are and the only reason young men aren't plastered over magazine covers, putting pressure on us to be forever young, is because WE DON'T BUY STUPID FUCKING MAGAZINES! Sure, good looking older men are good looking older men, just as good looking older women are good looking older women, it doesn't justify a stereotype.

It's all this big, horrible, bubbling pot of insecurity that is creating a bigger, uglier picture (eg. youth tips from Madonna: GO EAT A FUCKING PLACENTA!!)

It's okay girls. Go out and fuck a younger man, it makes you STRONG and good on you for being able to do score young cock at an older age. But men, don't you dare, you're old enough to be her father!! :O

Fuck off you hypocritical sons of guns, I've had enough.